A man thought of buying a gift for his sweetheart.

After a deliberation, he finally settled on a pair of gloves.
He was accompanied by his sister to a lady shop to make a purchase.
She bought 2 pieces of panties for herself.
The two packages got mixed up in the counter so that his sister got the gloves.
He sent the other package to his girlfriend not knowing the contents were the pieces of panties.
The letter with the package reads as follows:

Dear sweetheart,

This is to remind you that I'm keeping tab of your birthday.
I chose this gift to replace the one I tore the first time I was with you because from that time on you have not been in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings.

If it had not been for my sister, I would have bought the short ones.
They were delicate in colors.
The sales lady to whom I bought it from showed me a pair she has been wearing for three weeks and had not been washed for 3 months now.

I had the saleslady to put them on for her size and they look nice on her.
I don't know the exact size but I thought that I would be more capable that anyone else.
They will naturally look too deep to wear and have the tendency to smell, so sniff a little talcum powder before wearing them.
I always love to see them as they cover the part of your body that I love to hold and squeeze.

Be sure to keep them off cleaning for they are liable to shrink.
I hope you will accept them with a thought that I gave them to you and be sure to wear them next Friday evening so that I will have the pleasure of removing them.

Yours always,

Sweetheart

P.S.

I look forward for the time that I will kiss the back as well as the front of them.
The sales lady said that the latest style is unbuttoned and hanging which gives them a careless style.
If they are small send them back to me and I will stretch them by putting them on mine.
Do not forget to put on my favorite scent.