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DIALOGUE
BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER
DRINKER:
Lady Interviewer:
Do you drink every day ?
Man: Yes.
Lady Interviewer: How much a
day ?
Man: Around 3
six-packs starting at noon.
Lady Interviewer:
How much does a 6-pack cost ?
Man: Roughly
$10.00 at a deli.
Lady Interviewer:
And how long have you been drinking like
that ?
Man: 15
years.
Lady Interviewer:
So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you
consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900
each month. In one year, you would then be spending
$10,800, correct ?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year
you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15
years puts your spending roughly $162,000;
correct ?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: Did it ever
occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years,
you could have bought a Ferrari ?
Man: Do you
drink ?
Lady Interviewer: No.
Man: So where's
your fuckin' Ferrari ?
BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER
DRINKER:
Lady Interviewer:
Do you drink every day ?
Man: Yes.
Lady Interviewer: How much a
day ?
Man: Around 3
six-packs starting at noon.
Lady Interviewer:
How much does a 6-pack cost ?
Man: Roughly
$10.00 at a deli.
Lady Interviewer:
And how long have you been drinking like
that ?
Man: 15
years.
Lady Interviewer:
So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you
consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900
each month. In one year, you would then be spending
$10,800, correct ?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year
you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15
years puts your spending roughly $162,000;
correct ?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: Did it ever
occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years,
you could have bought a Ferrari ?
Man: Do you
drink ?
Lady Interviewer: No.
Man: So where's
your fuckin' Ferrari ?
deleted_user
well, thats logical..LOL
LuvMyTitans
I traded my ferrari for Chardonnay. LOL
deleted_user
lifetime supply I hope.. LMAO
LuvMyTitans
HELL YEA. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deleted_user
I knew that..LOL
mads1959
LOL bet you drove a hard bargain Gaye ..thats my girl LMAO
deleted_user
only because she cant pronounce Ferrari !!! LMAO..
Mailman33
If I had that kind of money, I'd buy a beer truck, and to Hell with the Ferrari
deleted_user
sounds like a plan..then you could buy one with that money,lol
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