( For our more sensitive readers; the following joke acknowledges
the existence of intimate relations within the bounds of marriage. )

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido.

‘ What about trying Viagra ' ? asked the doctor.

‘ Not a chance, , she said. ‘ He won’t even take an aspirin.’

‘ Not a problem,’ replied the doctor.
‘ Give him an, " Irish Viagra, "
It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee.
He won’t even taste it.
' Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.’

It wasn’t a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, ‘ Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah ! T’was horrid ! Just terrible, doctor ' !

‘ Really ? What happened ' ?
asked the doctor.

‘Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye !
With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and ...!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare ' !

‘ Why so terrible ' ?
asked the doctor.

‘ Freakin, ' ’ twas wonderful !
But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again ' !!