1) Beauty is in the hands of the beer holder. - Anonymous

2) My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses.
Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henry Youngman

3) Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools
to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. - Robert Benchley

4) Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer
instead of working. - Harold Rudolph

5) Apparently it was the accepted practice in Babylonia] 4,000 years
ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply
his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.

Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based,
this period was called the 'honey month ' - or what we know today as the ' honeymoon.'

6) You know what alcoholics call New Year's Eve ? Amateur night. - Elmore Leonard

7) Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly
as well with pizza. - Dave Barry

8) The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats

9) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence ?
I think not. - Stephen Wright