Club Funny Bone Community Group
We all have a funny bone that is ticklish! Let's all have some fun and laughter, loosen up and cut up in a clean or, if you like, a dirty and ridiculous manner......everything goes on here from jokes to wordly gossip on your mind or just being a little bit silly! So come on and join in for the time of your life at Club Funny Bone! *****ALL MEMBERS MUST BE 18 yrs OR...
IS THIS WHY BLONDE MEN MARRY BLONDE WOMEN,
SO THEY’LL UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER ???? JUST ASKING...
A friend told the blonde man: " Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde man then said, " Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: " What if one explodes before we get there " ?
The other says: " We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said:
" Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied:
" Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts:
" Did you find the shampoo " ?
He answers, " Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...
it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
" I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, " It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde man says, " Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope, " DO NOT BEND. "
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, " My wife is pregnant and
her contractions are only two minutes apart " !
" Is this her first child " ? asks the Doctor.
" No " ! he shouts, " This is her husband " !
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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk.
Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, " That's your air freshener swinging about " !
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A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.
His wife says, " Why don't you put an ad in the paper " ?
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
" What did you put in the paper " ? his wife asks. " Here boy " ! he replies.
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A blonde man is in jail.
Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing " ? he asks.
"I'm hanging myself," the blonde replies.
" It should be around your neck," says the guard.
" I tried that," he replies, " but then I couldn't breathe."
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An Italian tourist asks a blonde man:
" Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats " ?
To which the blonde man replies: " If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
SO THEY’LL UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER ???? JUST ASKING...
A friend told the blonde man: " Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde man then said, " Let's hope it's not the 13th."
------------------------------------
Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: " What if one explodes before we get there " ?
The other says: " We'll lie and say we only found two."
------------------------------------
A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said:
" Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied:
" Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
------------------------------------
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts:
" Did you find the shampoo " ?
He answers, " Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...
it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
------------------------------
A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
" I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, " It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde man says, " Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
------------------------------------
A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope, " DO NOT BEND. "
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
------------------------------------
A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, " My wife is pregnant and
her contractions are only two minutes apart " !
" Is this her first child " ? asks the Doctor.
" No " ! he shouts, " This is her husband " !
------------------------------------
A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk.
Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, " That's your air freshener swinging about " !
------------------------------------
A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.
His wife says, " Why don't you put an ad in the paper " ?
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
" What did you put in the paper " ? his wife asks. " Here boy " ! he replies.
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A blonde man is in jail.
Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing " ? he asks.
"I'm hanging myself," the blonde replies.
" It should be around your neck," says the guard.
" I tried that," he replies, " but then I couldn't breathe."
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An Italian tourist asks a blonde man:
" Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats " ?
To which the blonde man replies: " If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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My 6mo twin DD's are EBF and just started rice cereal on the first. Everything has been going fine except this morning one of them had a diaper rash (lots of redness around her anus). I read this as one of the signs of an allergy. BUT I did just buy a different brand diaper yesterday (which they have used randomly before w/no issues). Do you think its the cereal or the diaper? Im ready to start...
Scooby, did you understand them?? LMAO