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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little
concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed,"she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little
concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed,"she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
deleted_user
I want to be a doctor, that sounds like fun.
deleted_user
LOL!!! ELK !!!
deleted_user
OMG!!! That was good!!! LOL...
deleted_user
haha thats funny i dont think my mom would have spoke up either!
Lightnin333
Very Good
Willgord
OLD PEOPLE CAN FOOL YOU AT TIMES!..LMFAO!!!
deleted_user
squirt,squirt,lol
deleted_user
Ahahahaha ;) Hey Gord!! Do you think she's old just cause she's a Gramma!?!?! LOL
lindsey2008
Very good...lol
deleted_user
That was great!
deleted_user
I can't wait to be a grandma, I'm gonna try this out.
deleted_user
Elk, you can skip the charade and take the mobile Breast Exam van around to the senior centers!
deleted_user
LOL
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