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THE TRUCKER & The Blonde!
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires m ean three pancakes, a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
I LOVE THIS ONE...........
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting
for the flat tires, headlights and running boards,
you might as well gas up!"
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires m ean three pancakes, a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
I LOVE THIS ONE...........
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting
for the flat tires, headlights and running boards,
you might as well gas up!"
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
>> Decides to go out golfing.
>> He is on the second hole when he
>> Notices a frog sitting next to
>> The green.
>> He thinks nothing of it and is
>>
>> about to shoot when he
>>
>> hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
>>
>> The man looks around and doesn't
>>
>> see anyone. Again, he
>> hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
>> at the frog and decides to
>>
>> prove the frog wrong, puts the
>> club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
>>
>> Boom!
>> He hits it 10 inches from the
>>
>> cup. He is shocked. He says
>> to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
>>
>> You must be a lucky frog, eh?
>>
>> The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
>> The man decides to take the frog
>> with him to the next hole.
>>
>> "What do you think frog?" the
>>
>> man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
>>
>> The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
>> Boom! Hole in one. The
>>
>> man is befuddled and doesn't know
>>
>> what to say. By the end
>>
>> of the day, the man golfed the
>>
>> best game of golf in his life and
>> asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
>> The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
>>
>>
>> " They go to Las Vegas
>> and the guy says, "OK frog, now
>> what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
>> approaching the roulette table, The man
>>
>> asks, "What do you think I should
>> bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
>> $3000, black 6."
>>
>> Now, this is a
>> million-to-one shot to win, but
>> after the golf game the man
>>
>> figures what the heck.
>>
>> Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
>>
>> The man takes his winnings and
>> buys the best room in the
>> hotel. He sits the frog down and
>> says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
>> You've won me all this money and
>> I am forever grateful."
>>
>> The frog replies,
>>
>> "Ribbit KissMe."
>> He figures why not,
>>
>> since after all the frog did for
>> him, he deserves it. With a
>> kiss, the frog turns into a
>> gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
>>
>> your honor, is how the girl
>>
>> ended up in my room. So help me God
>>
>>
>> or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over 20 years, I've never laughed at a
patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeds to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size
of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now then, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen." Ed replied.