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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL' !
Put in some more butter !
Oh my gosh !
You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY !
Turn them !
TURN THEM NOW !
We need more butter.
Oh my gosh !
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER ?
They're going to STICK !
Careful.
CAREFUL! I
Said be CAREFUL !
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking !
Never !
Turn them !
Hurry up !
Are you CRAZY ?
Have you LOST your mind ?
Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt.
USE THE SALT !
THE SALT ' !
The wife stared at him.
' What in the world is wrong with you ?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs ' ?
The husband calmly replied, ' I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving. '
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL' !
Put in some more butter !
Oh my gosh !
You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY !
Turn them !
TURN THEM NOW !
We need more butter.
Oh my gosh !
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER ?
They're going to STICK !
Careful.
CAREFUL! I
Said be CAREFUL !
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking !
Never !
Turn them !
Hurry up !
Are you CRAZY ?
Have you LOST your mind ?
Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt.
USE THE SALT !
THE SALT ' !
The wife stared at him.
' What in the world is wrong with you ?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs ' ?
The husband calmly replied, ' I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving. '
Willgord
OMG BARB!!!!...THAT WAS SIMPLY HILARIOUS!...LMAO!
deleted_user
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,lmao !!!
mads1959
PMSL ...I MIGHT RESEMBLE SOMEONE LIKE THAT ..
deleted_user
welshie, I bet your the calmest person, in this group..LMAO
mads1959
The one who thinks he should be obeyed might beg to diffeR...lmao
deleted_user
Touche pussy cat.
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