Club Funny Bone Community Group
We all have a funny bone that is ticklish! Let's all have some fun and laughter, loosen up and cut up in a clean or, if you like, a dirty and ridiculous manner......everything goes on here from jokes to wordly gossip on your mind or just being a little bit silly! So come on and join in for the time of your life at Club Funny Bone! *****ALL MEMBERS MUST BE 18 yrs OR...
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, ' What setting do I use on the
washing machine '?
' It depends,' I replied. ' What does it say on your shirt ' ?
He yelled back, ' DALLAS COWBOYS ' !
And they say blondes are dumb....
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ' I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world..'
The woman replies, ' I'll miss you........
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' It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower, ' honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
I mowed the lawn like this ' ?
' Probably that I married you for your money, ' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man ?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat
him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine ?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man ?
A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
and calling your name ?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet ?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe...
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail ?
A: Rename the email folder ' Instruction Manuals '
Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, ' What setting do I use on the
washing machine '?
' It depends,' I replied. ' What does it say on your shirt ' ?
He yelled back, ' DALLAS COWBOYS ' !
And they say blondes are dumb....
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ' I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world..'
The woman replies, ' I'll miss you........
----------------------------
' It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower, ' honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
I mowed the lawn like this ' ?
' Probably that I married you for your money, ' she replied.
------------------------------------- ------
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man ?
A: A rumor
-------------------------------------------
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat
him to death.
AMEN
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do little boys whine ?
A: They are practicing to be men.
--------------------------------------------------
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man ?
A: Trustworthy..
---------------------------------------------
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
and calling your name ?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
------------------------------------------
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet ?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe...
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail ?
A: Rename the email folder ' Instruction Manuals '
awakendwoman
hahaha, love it.
mycat
THESE ARE FUNNY
Willgord
WHAT A RIOT?....LOLOL!
erniecoolcat
Funny stuff.
deleted_user
Hey,I read instruction manuals !!! LOL
mads1959
LMAO ..T you resemble some of those eh lolol
awakendwoman
argus, this list was made up from someone you dated right? LMAO
atticus63
Ouch! My favorite is the prayer one. Really funny stuff.
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