There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. For example...

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts pounding at the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.


"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom..

Did you get a chance to say ‘hello’ yet?”