A marred couple was celebrating their 50th anniversary eating breakfast, the wife
says to her husband, " Just think, 50 years ago we were eating our first breakfast
together. "

The husband says, " Yes, I remember back then we were naked, too."

Then he says, " Do you want to relieve some memories " ? She says, " Yes. "


So they both take off all of their clothes and they are eating breakfast totalty naked.

Then the wife says, " Honey, my nipples are just as hot for you as they were 50 years ago."

The husband says, " I'm not suprised, one is in your coffee the other is in your oatmeal. "