A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you ' !


There’s this blonde out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
‘ Yoo-hoo ' ! she shouts, ‘How can I get to the other side ' ?
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, ‘ You ARE on the other side.’


A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
‘ Impossible ' ! says the doctor. ‘ Show me.’
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, ‘ You’re not really a redhead, are you ' ?

‘Well, no ’ she said, ‘ I’m actually a blonde.’
‘ I thought so,’ the doctor said. ‘ Your finger is broken.’