Club Funny Bone Community Group
We all have a funny bone that is ticklish! Let's all have some fun and laughter, loosen up and cut up in a clean or, if you like, a dirty and ridiculous manner......everything goes on here from jokes to wordly gossip on your mind or just being a little bit silly! So come on and join in for the time of your life at Club Funny Bone! *****ALL MEMBERS MUST BE 18 yrs OR...
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, " No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget !
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, " No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget !
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My 6mo twin DD's are EBF and just started rice cereal on the first. Everything has been going fine except this morning one of them had a diaper rash (lots of redness around her anus). I read this as one of the signs of an allergy. BUT I did just buy a different brand diaper yesterday (which they have used randomly before w/no issues). Do you think its the cereal or the diaper? Im ready to start...
My middle son was about 10 yrs old at the time. I had just bought this face mask stuff that was supposed to shrink your pores ,it was green paste type stuff in a tube. I decided to try it out and covered my face in it while I was upstairs that morning in the bathroom before heading downstairs to make breakfast.I figured since it had to dry before you washed it off, making breakfast would take about that long.
As I rounded the corner at the bottom of the stairs I heard a shriek, and there behind the kichen counter was my son who jumped high in the air with his eyes open wide in horror at the sight of me!! LMAO!! He fell to behind the counter and I was shocked and my eyes widened as well as my mouth dropped open. Suddenly he rose above the counter top again and screamed again at the sight of me and flew in the air again before falling again to the floor, I said ,"JASON! JASON! IT'S ME MOM!!!" as quick as he had fallen behind the counter he rose in the air again with a pure look of terror on his face and screamed a third time and fell again!!
I ran toward him to comfort him laughing hysterically and saying, "It's me ! It's Me!" I came around the counter and there he was shaking like a leaf on the floor!LMAO!!I tried to hug him as he had his arms wailing trying to fight me off! He eventually calmed down and said I had scared him to death and he thought I was a monster!! ahahahahaha!!
My middle son was about 10 yrs old at the time. I had just bought this face mask stuff that was supposed to shrink your pores ,it was green paste type stuff in a tube. I decided to try it out and covered my face in it while I was upstairs that morning in the bathroom before heading downstairs to make breakfast.I figured since it had to dry before you washed it off, making breakfast would take about that long.
As I rounded the corner at the bottom of the stairs I heard a shriek, and there behind the kitchen counter was my son who jumped high in the air with his eyes open wide in horror at the sight of me!! LMAO!! He fell to behind the counter and I was shocked and my eyes widened as well as my mouth dropped open. Suddenly he rose above the counter top again and screamed again at the sight of me and flew in the air again before falling again to the floor, I said ,"JASON! JASON! IT'S ME MOM!!!" as quick as he had fallen behind the counter he rose in the air again with a pure look of terror on his face and screamed a third time and fell again!!
I ran toward him to comfort him laughing hysterically and saying, "It's me ! It's Me!" I came around the counter and there he was shaking like a leaf on the floor!LMAO!!I tried to hug him as he had his arms wailing trying to fight me off! He eventually calmed down and said I had scared him to death and he thought I was a monster!! ahahahahaha!!
Hope you have a great weekend and a Happy Mothers Day !!!!!
You deserve it.
Hugs--Sparkie
Happy Mothers Day ladies xoxo
I was in the house when suddenly there was loud banging on the front door and a child's voice yelling frantically,"HE'S LEAVING!! QUICK! COME QUICK!!!"
I ran to the door ,flung it open and said"WHO?! WHO"S LEAVING?!!!" The boy was already half way down the stairs and I recognized him as a friend of my son's,so I ran behind him as fast as I could down the street to the park.
Just beyond the sea wall was the ocean and the boy was screaming "THERE!!", as he pointed out to sea.
As I quickly scanned the water I saw my son on a raft floating out to sea, standing on the raft! I YELLED IN A PANIC!! "YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!"(that was my first reaction ,not knowing what else to do,seeing he had no paddles and just stood there as it drifted further and further away..lol)
Then came his distant happy little voice.."BYE MOM! I CAN'T...B--Y--EEeeeee!" He was not scared at all, just waved bye ...I ,on the other hand aged 20 years that day! LMAO!
"GET BACK HERE!!!
I was in the house when suddenly there was loud banging on the front door and a child's voice yelling frantically,"HE'S LEAVING!! QUICK! COME QUICK!!!"
I ran to the door ,flung it open and said"WHO?! WHO"S LEAVING?!!!" The boy was already half way down the stairs and I recognized him as a friend of my son's,so I ran behind him as fast as I could down the street to the park.
Just beyond the sea wall was the ocean and the boy was screaming "THERE!!", as he pointed out to sea.
As I quickly scanned the water I saw my son on a raft floating out to sea, standing on the raft! I YELLED IN A PANIC!! "YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!"(that was my first reaction ,not knowing what else to do,seeing he had no paddles and just stood there as it drifted further and further away..lol)
"GET BACK HERE!!!
Then came his distant happy little voice.."BYE MOM! I CAN'T...B--Y--EEeeeee!" He was not scared at all, just waved bye as he smiled happily on his new adventure ...I ,on the other hand aged 20 years that day! LMAO!