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' Dear God ' ?

bgoodwin44
bgoodwin44
Yesterday was an awful day for me..

My husband ran off with his secretary
My son pierced his eyebrow.
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head
My dog mated with the neighbours cat
My neighbour sold her house to a mental institution
My Mom told me I was adopted
My boss told me I was laid off.
My sister was arrested for prostitution.
My house has termites
My car was stolen
All that came in the mail was bills
A plane crash landed on my garage
O J Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner.
And my T V blew.

Lord, please be with me today.

I was able to live through all that misery yesterday.
And I will be able to make it through anything today !

But please.... DON''T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER !
awakendwoman
awakendwoman
LMAO....attached to your computer are we?
LuvMyTitans
LuvMyTitans
AMEN sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!
mycat
mycat
FUNNY. I AGREE SAFE THE COMPUTER
deleted_user
deleted_user
I first saw this thread at w0rk

I g0t h0me and the "0h" key 0n my keyb0ard didnt w0rk.

Yes I am using the zer0 as an "0h"

G0d is punishing me

but at least I can get ar0und it
LuvMyTitans
LuvMyTitans
LMAO Abraxas!!!
awakendwoman
awakendwoman
Wow, his computer goes..."OH"......Sounds like the keyboard is just excited!
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