Club Funny Bone Community Group
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Q: Should I have a baby after 35 ?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move ?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu ?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving ?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex ?
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why ?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question ?
Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model ?
A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move ?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu ?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving ?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex ?
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why ?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question ?
Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model ?
A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).
deleted_user
haaaaaaaaaaaa,I know someone,who will agree with number two,LMAO...the second part that is,lol
awakendwoman
lol
mycat
GOOD ONE
LuvMyTitans
LMAO! Yep , I agree with the second one.. LOL
4everu4ic
I'm the queen of miscarriages. I feel that they all knew better than to be born to me!!
deleted_user
lol,Kate...
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