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It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a Colonoscopy....
I went into his office for my first rectal exam.
His new blond nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room.
She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer / span
When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, " Look Doc," I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for, And I know what the rubber glove is for,
But can you tell me what the BEER is for ?
At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.
He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse, " Damn it, Evelyn " !!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT !
I went into his office for my first rectal exam.
His new blond nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room.
She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer / span
When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, " Look Doc," I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for, And I know what the rubber glove is for,
But can you tell me what the BEER is for ?
At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.
He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse, " Damn it, Evelyn " !!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT !
mycat
FUNNY
Willgord
WHAT A RIOT?....SIMPLY HILARIOUS!!!!...LMAO!
deleted_user
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, lmao
mads1959
LOL FUNNY .. HE SHOULD HAVE DRUNK THE BEER BEFORE THE DOC GOT THERE
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