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A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, " Honey, you know, in
the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it " ?
The husband says, " What do I look like, Mr. Plumber " ?
A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, " Honey, the car won't
start. I think it needs a new battery.
Could you change it for me " ?
He says: " What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench " ?
Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard.
The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, " Honey, there's a leak on the roof " !
" Can you please fix it " ?
He says, " What do I look like, Bob Vila " ?
The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed.
So is the plumbing.
So is the car.
He asks his wife what happened.
" Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. " Great !
How much is that going to cost me " ?
He snarls.
Wife says: " Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."
" Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make " ?
Asks the husband. " What do I look like," she says, " Betty Crocker " ?
One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, " Honey, you know, in
the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it " ?
The husband says, " What do I look like, Mr. Plumber " ?
A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, " Honey, the car won't
start. I think it needs a new battery.
Could you change it for me " ?
He says: " What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench " ?
Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard.
The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, " Honey, there's a leak on the roof " !
" Can you please fix it " ?
He says, " What do I look like, Bob Vila " ?
The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed.
So is the plumbing.
So is the car.
He asks his wife what happened.
" Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. " Great !
How much is that going to cost me " ?
He snarls.
Wife says: " Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."
" Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make " ?
Asks the husband. " What do I look like," she says, " Betty Crocker " ?
mycat
FUNNY
mads1959
LOL ...my kind of woman !
4everu4ic
WOO HOO. Smart woman.
deleted_user
haaa,yep........
deleted_user
want money? what the hell do I look like? Donald Trump??? LMAO
LuvMyTitans
Karma's a bitch............ LMAO
awakendwoman
my kind of gal!
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