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A young woman bought a mirror at an antique shop, and hung it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully said, " Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there was a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grew to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she ran to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both returned.
The husband crossed his fingers and said, " Mirror mirror, on the door, make my penis touch the floor " !
Again there was a bright flash, and his legs fell off.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully said, " Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."
Instantly, there was a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grew to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she ran to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both returned.
The husband crossed his fingers and said, " Mirror mirror, on the door, make my penis touch the floor " !
Again there was a bright flash, and his legs fell off.
skinnybinny
I don't get it. Am I just dumb?
deleted_user
Oh what a horror story that is !! lol! Just goes to show be careful what you wish for !
4everu4ic
Skinny, his legs fell off so his penis would touch the floor. It's a horror story. LOLOLOL It back fired.
sparkles0521
Funny. What a horror story it is too. lol
awakendwoman
hahahaha....he should have been more specific.....LOL
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