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After a sudden car crash, 3 nuns found themselves at heavens gate.
St. Peter greeted them and explained that, everyone must answer a question before being admitted, but said he knew they were holy sisters, so the questions would be quite simple.
The first nun was asked: How many commandments are there ?
Ten, replied the nun... and then the Angels sang, The Horns sounded, and the Pearly Gates opened.
In she went.
The second nun was asked: How many Apostles were there ?
Twelve, she said. The Angels sang, the Horns sounded, and the gates opened.
The third nun approached and was asked: What did Eve say, the first time she laid eyes on Adam ?
Humm, she pondered, thats a hard one.
The Angels sang, the Horns sounded...........
St. Peter greeted them and explained that, everyone must answer a question before being admitted, but said he knew they were holy sisters, so the questions would be quite simple.
The first nun was asked: How many commandments are there ?
Ten, replied the nun... and then the Angels sang, The Horns sounded, and the Pearly Gates opened.
In she went.
The second nun was asked: How many Apostles were there ?
Twelve, she said. The Angels sang, the Horns sounded, and the gates opened.
The third nun approached and was asked: What did Eve say, the first time she laid eyes on Adam ?
Humm, she pondered, thats a hard one.
The Angels sang, the Horns sounded...........
deleted_user
lol good one.
mads1959
Lol ....funny
4everu4ic
Oh my goodness. It took me a minute to figure this out. LOLOLOL
deleted_user
I thought she was gonna say - "six,give or take an inch"?
Dirky
((((((((((LMAOOOOOO))))))))).... //;O))xx
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