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My niece loves to collect books. She found one called '"Deep Thoughts" and posted this excerpt on her blog. I couldn't resist sharing it with you. It made me smile.
"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone."
"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page that you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid."
"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."
"Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be thinking about getting more use out of the weapons we already have."
"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'"
"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Then say, "Now who's asking the questions?"
"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone."
"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page that you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid."
"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."
"Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be thinking about getting more use out of the weapons we already have."
"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'"
"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Then say, "Now who's asking the questions?"
I like the fourth one. I've often thought that...all that taxpayer money to build these weapons that can destroy half of mankind, and they're not being used. What a shameful waste of money...they ought to use them more often so we feel like we're getting our money's worth out of them.
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Typos...
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