WHEN I WAS A KID, MY ACCORDION TEACHER HAD BOUGHT AN ENORMOUS YELLOW HOUSE IN WALTHAM, MA & HAD ADOPTED A 4-YEAR-OLD BOY AND A CUTE YELLOW CAT. ALL WAS GREAT UNTIL THE LITTLE BOY CLOSED THE FRIDGE DOOR ON THE POOR CAT. THEY RUSHED & CALLED THE VET, PUTTING THE CAT ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR. THE VET DEMANDED A FUNNEL AND A SMALL CAN OF GASOLINE [NOBODY KNEW WHY]. UPON GETTING THE CAN AND GAS THEY ASKED THE FOLKS TO PRY THE STIFF CAT'S MOUTH OPEN, PUT THE FUNNEL IN, AND POUR SOME OF THE GAS IN THE CAT'S THROAT. THE CAT SHOT FROM ONE CORNER, THEN STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE --- KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
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THE CAT RAN OUT OF GAS!!