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A guy goes hunting. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell
over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached
by his doctor.
Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The
good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your
groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all
of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot
damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to
have to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your
sister a plastic surgeon?"
Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the
Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your
fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached
by his doctor.
Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The
good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your
groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all
of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot
damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to
have to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your
sister a plastic surgeon?"
Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the
Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your
fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'
'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'
'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'
She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'