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I just thought that I would put this out there. What are some of your favorite expressions that you like to use in daily life?
Here a few of mine:
You reap what you sow.
You can hope in one hand and crap in the other and see which one gets filled up first. (okay...that is a really bad one).
I would rather drink terpentine and piss on a brush fire (another really bad one).
I guess that I will be kissing the gunner's daughter for that one. (This is an old nauticle expression for when they diciplined a crew member by tying them over the top of a cannon and flogging them with a cat of nine tails. It now is an expression that is used to basically say that you are being screwed over).
I will try to think of a few more.
Here a few of mine:
You reap what you sow.
You can hope in one hand and crap in the other and see which one gets filled up first. (okay...that is a really bad one).
I would rather drink terpentine and piss on a brush fire (another really bad one).
I guess that I will be kissing the gunner's daughter for that one. (This is an old nauticle expression for when they diciplined a crew member by tying them over the top of a cannon and flogging them with a cat of nine tails. It now is an expression that is used to basically say that you are being screwed over).
I will try to think of a few more.
Todos quieren subir al cielo pero nadie quiere morir.
Everyone was to o to heave but nobody wants to die.
I thought of another one
The opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference.
Not the sharpest tool in the tool shed
About as sharp as a bowling ball
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean that they are not out to get you!
Oh Fuck....because it works in so many different situations.
And I always use your hope and crap one...my daddy's favorite.
That's what I am getting tattooed on my leg. Has so many meanings to me.
"Don't eat where yo s***".
"F*** me once, shame on you...F*** me twice, shame on me".
F**K me badly once shame on you, F**K me badly twice shame on me
"Don't piss on me & tell me it's rainin!"
I say frick a lot too. Think I got hooked on it from watching Scrubs. :P
Lately I use a phrase a lot that I never really liked, but sometimes its all I can think of thats appropriate for a situation... "it is what it is"
Two wrongs don't make it right, but we can make it even.
2nd place is 1st loser.
Those are all I can think of right now, I say them often.
not the brightest crayon in the box!
not the brightest bulb on the chandelier!
nhe porch light's on but nobody's home!
and my personal all time fav! (which I made up by the way!)
they need a check up from the neck up!
Fuck 'em they don't own your fun.
Fuck him and the whore he rode in on..
The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.