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Hey folks.....I need to make some humor out of this because some days you just got laugh it off. Here are my stages of Grief:
1)GRIEF
2) More Grief
3)Even More Grief
4)Holy $hit even more Grief!
5)Your freaking kidding right? Don't tell me ...More Grief
6)Really.. your serious there is no vacancy at my Grief Motel I'm all full.
We well all make it through this.....I hope the journey will not be in Vain for me and that out of this I become a better, Dad,Brother,Friend and Son.
1)GRIEF
2) More Grief
3)Even More Grief
4)Holy $hit even more Grief!
5)Your freaking kidding right? Don't tell me ...More Grief
6)Really.. your serious there is no vacancy at my Grief Motel I'm all full.
We well all make it through this.....I hope the journey will not be in Vain for me and that out of this I become a better, Dad,Brother,Friend and Son.
7 Kinds of Sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called:
*Smurf Sex.*This kind of sex
happens when you first meet someone and you make love until you are blue in the face. You also get smaller because you would rather have sex than eat.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex*This is when you have been with
your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom
Sex*This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex*Which means you
get Nun in the morning,Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very
Popular)
The 5th kind of sex is called: *Hallway Sex*This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say
"screw you".
6th kind of sex is called: *Courtroom Sex*This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more.She takes you to court and screws you in
front of everyone.
And last, but not least,The 7th kind of sex is called:
*Social Security Sex*You get a little each month. But not enough to live
Elizabeth Kubler-Ross would have enjoyed it. ;)
Thanks for the much-necessary dose of humor.