Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
* the following was written through ghostwriter Mr. F. Freebase. If I, Michael had written this...
We b speeking this weigh!
"20 Piece - Hard Times, Hard Life"
I always told myself, that rather than post my business on a public forum, where all the perverts and the self-entitled lay dormant. I told myself that I would rather masturbate with sandpaper in my hand than share my stories with a cess pool of miscreants. Well, sometimes life doesn't work out the way we had planned </3. I'm Michael, Lord of the Degenerates.
The wife left me a few weeks back. Said that I don't pay enough attention to her. At least that's what I think she said, I wasn't really listening. She also mentioned something about me lacking motivation. I work 8 hours a day as a bootleg mechanic for a 20 piece of crack cocaine. I cannot give up the stone. She laughs because I'm rocking the Hulk Hogan's crow's nest, but neglects to acknowledge that she's the reason my hair is falling out!
She also has this running gag where she tells people that I look like result of a drug-fuelled rape encounter between Ellen DeGeneres and Emilio Estevez.
And I was like "EMILIOOOOOO"
I can't put down the pipe. What do I do?
I myself have lost a loved one due to my compulsive lying. The day she left me I had just come back from a secrete MMA kumite that was held in the woods. It went on for 3 days & came in 1st place.... we went out for dinner that night to celebrate, she asked me who this guy named Frankie was that kept calling our house, told her he was just a childhood friend who survived from a lighting bolt. She got up and said it's over.
I think it's because she finally figured out he was actually my lover.