i feel sorry for the next person thru the entrance doors at walmart or target or Kohls, when i let a green cloud fly between the doors... when entering , and then hanging around the front to see their faces when walking in... jk people,,,,

My dad was going through Wal-mart one day. When I met up with him I could tell that he was about to bust out laughing. I asked him what He had done. He told me that he had farted behind some woman with a baby and she picked the baby up out of the cart and started sniffing its butt because she thought the smell was coming from the baby....Poor woman.

I feel sorry for the next new person on this site.

That's hilarious Heave.

I did not feel sorry for any of my 6 brothers when i sat on their head and farted several times(as a kid).

Other mean thing that was bad is that when you have a mean drunk and you take him to the magistrate's office. You fart in the car, roll the windows up, and leave him in the cage of the car for a while while you wait for the magistrate. When someone else opens up the door to get him out of the car they blame the drunk for doing that.

The guy who works for Bushrod.

Okay..nasty story. Saw a Bushrod guy once and the dude had a rolex watch. I asked him how he got it. He told me that people don't go in after stuff when they drop it.

thanks Heave for the ripe ones for the funeral directors...I am working right beside the funeral directors....all I can say is Vicks Vapor rub!!!!
I use to feel sorry for my stbx....and look at where it got me...28 years in prison with no bail

At least you aren't wearing a rolex from a bushrod porta john!

I feel sorry for the next women who has to eat dinner with you and your Dad, heave.

i agree with dis..i feel sorry for the new ppl that wander in here thinking their story is unique and things will work out and if they dont they can be friends

dam i need to throw something (other thread)

I'm with you disrespected & msde! :-( Also sorry for the next guy that has to eat my cooking. :-)

Hey Joy...if he sticks around long enough the next day he may repay you the favor and you may have to smell your cooking again!

It breaks my heart to see really old people eating or shopping alone. I can't help but think of the lifetime of memories that have been reduced to that single moment of isolation.

Can you tell my biggest fear in life is to be old and alone? I have felt this way since a small child. Old people have always had this effect on me. My mom told me that often I would go sit next to some older person sitting alone in church. Or once I invited an old man who was all hunched over and eating dinner alone in a restaurant we were at to sit with us. He did. :)

LMFAO Heave! Ew....