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OT - Stoner grocery list

Rman
Rman
I just smoked a fat one and made up a grocery list for my shopping trip today...I don't think this is gonna be a very healthy week of eating...
deleted_user
deleted_user
You know what they say - dont shop on an empty stomach. they should add or stoned.

-Frozen pizza
-chips
-cola
-chocolate covered peanuts or almonds

what else is there?
MimiL
MimiL
cheeetos
deleted_user
deleted_user
Microwave burritos

Frozen White Castle sliders

Pork Rinds
deleted_user
deleted_user
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
Rman
Rman
Haha!

By the way...you are all invited to my house for dinner. I'm making nachos, wings, pizza, burgers, chocolate cake, brownies and ribs...
deleted_user
deleted_user
first post in several days and it's a stoner thread...awesome :)

Mark you stole my thunder! White Castle rulz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSWnmOvgyKc&NR=1
Rman
Rman
Hell yeah on the White Castle. I'll also take a foot long chili dog with onions and chili fries on the side...
deleted_user
deleted_user
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fXFY8VLMXs
deleted_user
deleted_user
Being stoned is no excuse for eating garbage! Tsk tsk, young grasshoppa, you have so much to learn!

Also: Life is too short for schwagg.

Don't forget that either!
LKess
LKess
Don't forget the twinkies and Doritos.......

I actually think I'm having ribs for supper.
runnerkate
runnerkate
crap...umm my 16 year old loves White Castle.... should I be afraid?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Has anyone else ate uncooked Ramen noodles in the middle of the night?

Ya, me either...
Rman
Rman
No, Dale...but I've eaten the cardboard box...

At #10...what's supper?
LKess
LKess
at #13 STFU! and thank you for this supportive thread. The last time I went to the grocery store hungry I came home with zingers, cupcakes and ice cream......and not much else.
Rman
Rman
I just got back from the store and got some good stuff. I'll make it for supper, once I figure out what the hell "supper" means...