Riiighhhhhhhhhtttttttttt. 1!

great new motto for the site...it even rhymes. No BS on DS. Catchy.

you are quite creative! Thanks for being around when I absolutely cannot sleep.

(chuckle) amen

Ah yes, this I'm a natural blonde. And this is my body. And I dress like this every day.

Uhhh right.

Oh well, I really did go roller skating today. And Roller Skating Guy really was there.

Hey and I steam vac'd my carpet and fixed my toilet. Happy day!!

Real as in imaginary!

as real as the smoking baby

I don't know but I've run into quite a few fakers on here. Most are pretty real though.....they live in my computer :)

And I'm not even a bump in the Road....

sigh.

I'll go sit in the corner, and pout. Why doesn't anybody notice me! I think I'm going to Scream...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3uNHaiZ_6o

Well...ummmm....ah....let's see there this 10 year old one time...and he had crush on me....well....15 had gone by and then, I saw him again. I didn't recognize him as he had become a man. He recognized me at this X-mas party and greeted me. I was shocked and he told me that he remembered when he was 10, that I swept his hair off his brow and told him that he was going to grow up to be a Casanova and I had kissed his forehead. PURELY INNOCENT from my part as he was one of my dearest friends sons. Apparently, he developed his first crush....it was on me and I was the cause of some of his puberty dreams...*EW* So, I was oblivious that he was still harboring a crush on me. I told him that I had moved back to Dallas and if he ever wants to stop by to come on over.....I HAD ZERO INTENTIONS other than opening my home to someone I had known. Well, he came over one night....late....and that's all I'm going to say...*heads head low ins almost shame* TADA!

Oh and hi Rbaby! Need your diaper changed????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubcyn0_5GNc

yeah us real people who sweep our grass at 1 am.lol

what did i miss? mrs robinson? huh?

Well Road triggered me.