Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "NO !!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and humped skinny long-legged big bosomed girls and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whisky, beer and never had any bitching and never paid child support or divorce settlement and kept his house and guns and ate egg and chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on and all his friends and family thought he was a cool bugger and he had tons of money in the bank and he left the toilet seat up and pissed outside when he wanted.
The End.
:)))
The Princess said, "NO !!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and humped skinny long-legged big bosomed girls and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whisky, beer and never had any bitching and never paid child support or divorce settlement and kept his house and guns and ate egg and chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on and all his friends and family thought he was a cool bugger and he had tons of money in the bank and he left the toilet seat up and pissed outside when he wanted.
The End.
:)))
L~
where does the canoe fit in?
i think bean-eatin, gun-totin, bike-ridin guys are sexxay!!!
(((((((((((((((((((((((mick)))))))))))))))))))))))
"How fortuitous"!!!! She exclaimed, as she saw the cabin. She was very thristy after spneding the day being carefree. She knocked on the door, hoping for a drink of water from a kind stranger.
As the door swung open, she gasped in amazement. It was her prince!!!! But, was it??? Flys were buzzing around her poor princes head and he was quite unkempt. He reeked of booze and vomit, his eyes were bloodshot and he had gained 50 pounds. He looked at her sheepishly, and an ancient toothless woman of the night brushed past her out the door. She took pity on him, as all he had had to eat was some poor squirrels he had had shot with an arrow in the forest, and begged her father the king to send him food and a doctor.
As the price lay there recovering for the syphallis, and eating the first fine meal he had in years, he wondered what it would have been like, living a decent life with the beautiful princess, but realised he would have just ruined her life, and knew he had done the right thing. You see, he knew he was a pig and a wastral, and she was too good for him. So he died happy, in the stinky cabin, because the king made sure he had food for the rest of his life and kept him free of disease.
The princess was worshipped by the people and lived to be 150, remained beautiful, and had a statue erected in her honor. She had made all the people happy.
A young couple meets falls in love and does what comes naturally. The young girl becomes pregnant. As her first trimester comes to a close a Magic Fairy appears....."Bibbity boppity boo", she waves her magic wand and the child appears in mom's arms....a totally healthy happy sleeping-through-the-night 2 month old child.
The couple is enthralled. This isn't difficult. No mishappen body for mom. No hemroids. No saggy breasts. No long painful labor. Heck, no getting up 20 times in the middle of the night.
The child is totally healthy. No diseases. (And no fighting over which parent will get up and change the sheets or clean the carpet because the child threw up for the 3rd night in a row.)
But mom and dad are still getting a bit tired (and the real expense of raising a child is starting to sink in)... Just as the thought crosses their minds at 6 months....the Magic Fairy appears again, "Bibbity, boppiy, boo", and with a wave of the magic wand, the child is a fully grown, loving, straight-A student, athlete, ready to head off to college, and get a part time job to pay for it all for themselves.....
The End
Around here, men get all that AND their fairy princess, too!
A LOT :)
:D