Ok, here is the skinny. I don't like chain letters. I don't even like gretting cards with messages written on them. I would prefer to write my own messages, poems, ideas. So I get all these chain letters that tell me not to break them, or send them to seven people and considering the size of this community I get bunches of them. I am letting you all know that if you send me a personal message I will be sure to respond but if you want to keep the chain from breaking, please don't send me those chain letters. I know it brings bad luck to break them but it must have been the first one I didn't respond to that brought me the bad luck that I have dealt with this last year. So, if it can't get worse, it has to get better!
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