Bipolar Disorder Support Group
Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.
A government employee sits in his office and, out of sheer boredom, decided to rifle through his filing cabinet, which he hasn't opened in 10 years. He pokes through the contents and comes upon an old tarnished brass lamp. He starts polishing it... and low and behold, a genie pops out and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer on my desk right now." POOF! Suddenly there's a frosty brew right in front of him. "For my second wish, I want to be on a tropical island surrounded by beautiful women." POOF! Suddenly he's lying on the beach in Mazatlan, Mexico surrounded by babes. "And, finally, for my third wish I'd like to never have to work again." POOF! He's back in his government office.
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One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I am on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood." She rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"