I am inordinately proud when I manage to get all my checks together, figure out how much I want to deposit and how much I want back in cash and fill out the deposit slip correctly for a change.

Then I get to the bank and it turns out I made an $800 mistake!!!! In their favor. I'm lucky they're not crooks!!!

I swear, I've never done it right yet!!!

I nevar make misteaks!

I fail to see the humor in that, tommy!!! (I'm dyslexic and it looks just fine, to me!!!!)

What's a misteak

LOL!

I get annoyed when I stand at my apartment door and do a mental check...car keys, cell phone, wallet, lunch. Lock door go down stairs get in car and remember "NO TEETH!!!"""> Run upstairs put teeth in and run back down to car again.

Hahahahaha, Marilyanna!!!!! Ever forget until you get to where you're going and it's too damn late to do anything about it!!!!?

Sometimes, I forget to check what I'm wearing before I leave the house and then think of it later, when I'm out in public!!!!!

Will, a 'misteak' is a young, unmarried steak. Not an Ounce of fat, and currently fetching a Very tasty price.

I know this is true, as I read about this in B.E.E.F Grocery News, and everything in print form Must be true.....

I have two friends who think they're smarter than everyone in the world, one because he's good at chess, and the other can solve a rubik's cube real fast.....this annoys the shit out of me because I'm terrible at both of those things...

I get annoyed when some dickhead stands right at my shoulder shouting into a mobile phone. It is a huge trigger for me. I hate people invading my personal space and I am noise sensitive at the best of times. One of these days.....

Oh, gonetroppo!!!!! They used to have these little gadgets -- I think they're illegal, now -- that you could use on people talking on cell phones!!!! You'd press a button and their phone would shut off!!!! People liked using them on ignorant jag offs using their phones in the movies and other public places!!!!
I wonder if you could get your hands on one of them!!!!

i get annoyed when
im hoovering and theres that string of cotton
that just WONT suck up the hoover !

Hahahahahaha, Mush!!!!! And do you do like I do? Spend ten times longer trying to hoover it up than it would take you to bend down and just pick the damn thing up!!!!!?

YES hahaha of course
HELL AM I BENDING OVER ! that'd take too much time ! obvoiusly pmsl !

I get annoyed when I am at WORK and someone calls me about colleges when I cannot attend them!!