The economy is SO bad...

The Waldorf Astoria is adopting the business model of the "Econo-Lodge".

They're even offering hourly rates to certain ... ahem ... 'loyal customers'.

The economy is SO bad...

I'm taking my money outta the banks so I can have some kindling to keep warm when the time comes :x

the economy is so bad the fattest woman in the world had to cut off the first dozen donuts in the morning and shes lost 10 pounds

the economy is so bad, I go thru drive thrus and order a $1 cheeseburger and two handfuls of ketchup and 2 stacks of napkins for wiping my ass later

the economy is so bad, paps blue ribbon is starting to look like dom perignon

the economy is so bad, I canceled cable and DS is my only form of entertainment

The economy is so bad I have to start charging people who ride in my car gas money to go anywhere.

The economy is SO bad...

Fur is back in style because we have to hunt for our meat

:^)

"The federal government announced today that the recession ended back in November of 2001. It ended two years ago! Be sure to pass that on to all your unemployed friends. So you know what that means? The past twenty months of job layoffs, corporate bankruptcies and declining stocks, those were the good times. We should have been living it up." Jay Leno

The economy is so bad, David Letterman has cut back to a top 8 list.

The economy is so bad, that the new black is red.

the economy is so bad when i when on a job interview they asked me for money