Stuffed chicken breast in a creme wine sauce, homemade string beans with onions and tomato, and extra stuffing. Then for dessert, sorbet with fresh fruit.

Hamburger Helper, instant mashed potatoes, canned peas, and a Little Debbie for desert. And, no, Little Debbie is not a woman. It's a snack cake heheheheheheh Do you think my dinner would impress anybody?? Me neither!!

To start my hot spinach dip with tortilla chips.

My pan seared filet mignon. Maybe a side of wasabi crusted medium rare tuna medallions. Something to cool you off but not mess with the flavors. Side of blue cheese green bean bake?

To finish off. Dessert wine and cheese cake.

starter: deep fried breaded brie with a fruit compote, rhubarb if i can get it.

main: beef olives with a chestnut and pork forecmeat stuffing. dauphinois potatoes and braised red cabbage.

desert: lemon tart garnished with quinells of cream, strawberrys and spun sugar

followed by fresh coffee and petit four, probably rum truffles and peanut brittle.

kind of a heavy meal but it's got my current favourites in it.

Haha Zany I want to be on the show with you, I'd be sure to win!!

I'd cook something possibly Greek
Starter - Spanakopita - basically spinach pie cooked in filo with feta cheese
Main - Kleftiko - Lamb stew again cooked with feta and potatoes, with Greek salad
Dessert - Orange Chocolate Mousse

going greek, yum

My husband is half Cypriot so I was taught to cook Greek by his family, def the way to go

well tonight we are having cornish game hens stuffed with yellow rice, baby peas in a butter sauce, buttermilk biscuts woth honey. then desert maybe a pineapple upside down cake and coffee

Starter-Fresh pico de Gallo with tortilla chips.

Main-Chicken and rice enchiladas smothered in hot green chili with pico de Gallo, sour cream and guacamole, homemade refried beans and spanish rice, fresh lemonade sweetened with prickly pear cactus juice and a dash of sugar.

Desert-fresh homemade sopillas dusted with cinnamon and sugar with honey on the side, and milk.

I would go Italian.

Starter:Bruschetta with fresh tomatoes, garlic and parsley topping it.

Main: My homemade family and friend famous 6 cheese beef lasagna, accompanied by a fresh green salad of mescaline greens, shaved fresh Parmigiano-Reggiano and a nice vinaigrette.

Dessert:Tiramisus with a nice espresso

gumbojinx, your menu interested me. What are beef olives?

Starter- Ramen Noodle Soup

Main- Ramen Noodles, Loaves, Fishes

Dessert - Ramen Bastard Noodle Fucking Sorbet

Then an Orgy, in water/wine followed by camel taxis home

Voice-over by Lazarus

I love how you chose a voice over guy, he's awesome

Also nice to see you've chosen such an extensive ramen noodle menu

You can do the voice-over guy without any words too. You just go mmmm oohh urrrhhh ..like Kenneth Williams at various tones.Try it.It's fun.Cos you know where he' s gonna take the piss too xx

i would go simple...

starters, fresh baby veggies and dip

main, beef tenderloin cooked slow and low on the grill to med rare in the center and a mild horseradish sauce to go with it. roasted red skin potatoes and fresh picked green beans cooked with bacon.

desert, strawberry shortcake with dream whip not redi whip or cool whip.