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There was a woman in her 80s driving down the freeway at 120 miles per hour and was stopped by a young police officer.
He approached the car and asked to see her licence
In responce she said sorry officer I don't have one
What about insurance -again the answer came sorry officer I don't have any
He then asked to see in her trunk. She said you can't as I have two dead bodies in there and have a gun in my handbag . I was driving so fast to escape. With that the officer hurried back to his car and waited for backup. Loads more officers attended and the cheif came over to her car and she said to him is there a problem officer?
He said yes I have been told you have no licence to drive. She looked puzzled reached into her handbag and handed him her licence.
The cheif looked puzzled and said what about insurance? Again she went into her bag and handed over the insurance. At this point he was lookin embarrassed and said do you mind if I look in the trunk and she said of course not as he did he found nothin but some shopping. He went back to the lady and said I am so sorry my officer told me you had a gun two dead bodies with no licence and insurance.
The lady looked horrified and turned to the cheif and said I bet the lying ba##@d said I was speeding too
He approached the car and asked to see her licence
In responce she said sorry officer I don't have one
What about insurance -again the answer came sorry officer I don't have any
He then asked to see in her trunk. She said you can't as I have two dead bodies in there and have a gun in my handbag . I was driving so fast to escape. With that the officer hurried back to his car and waited for backup. Loads more officers attended and the cheif came over to her car and she said to him is there a problem officer?
He said yes I have been told you have no licence to drive. She looked puzzled reached into her handbag and handed him her licence.
The cheif looked puzzled and said what about insurance? Again she went into her bag and handed over the insurance. At this point he was lookin embarrassed and said do you mind if I look in the trunk and she said of course not as he did he found nothin but some shopping. He went back to the lady and said I am so sorry my officer told me you had a gun two dead bodies with no licence and insurance.
The lady looked horrified and turned to the cheif and said I bet the lying ba##@d said I was speeding too
Raflmao love this one
A nun rolling down the hill
What's black and white and laughs???