Wise advice from kids

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you,
"Do I look stupid?", don't answer him.
- Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 13
7. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11
8. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14
9. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
- Mitchell, 12
10. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
- Andrew, 9
11. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kevin, 9
12. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Mickie, 9
13. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- Kellie, 11
14. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 15
15. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9
16. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10
17. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
- Alyesha, 13
18. Never try to baptize a cat.
- Jessica, 8
19. The big blue can is Crisco, not frosting.
- Randy, 9
20. Always double check before you zip up.
- Jason, 4