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Subject: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN !!
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes
through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad
to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman, in particular, loses it... Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
'I'm too young to die,' she wails.
Then she yells, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!'
Is there anyone on this
plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence.
Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate
woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Alberta stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps.
He whispers . . .
"Iron this. Then get me a beer."
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes
through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad
to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman, in particular, loses it... Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
'I'm too young to die,' she wails.
Then she yells, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!'
Is there anyone on this
plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence.
Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate
woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Alberta stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps.
He whispers . . .
"Iron this. Then get me a beer."
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Oh Gene, was wondering how to make you feel like woman, phew! lol
Love It !!!!
Thanks Gene !!!
Love,
Hugs,
Anya
love ya gene x