Banana Community Group
For people who sometimes feel a bit like a bloody banana! A place for validation, love, hope and warmth, a place for friendship and the sharing of dreams. A place always to feel safe and welcome..also a place for the occassional sprinkling of silliness to lighten the sometimes darkness of our days.
I Bought A Pet BANANA
And I Tried To Teach Him Tricks,
But He Wasn't Any Good At
Catching Balls Or Fetching Sticks...
He Could Never Catch A Frisbee,
And He Wouldn't Sit Or Speak,
Though We Practiced Every Afternoon
And Evening For A Week...
He Refused To Shake Or Wave Or Crawl
Or Beg Or Take A Bow,
And I Tried, But Couldn't Make Him Bark
Or Get Him To Meow...
He Was Terrible At Playing Dead.
He Couldn't Jump A Rope,
When He Wouldn't Do A Single Trick
I Simply Gave Up Hope...
Though I Liked My Pet BANANA
I Returned Him With Regret,
Boy, I Sure Do Hope This Watermelon
Makes A Better Pet...
And I Tried To Teach Him Tricks,
But He Wasn't Any Good At
Catching Balls Or Fetching Sticks...
He Could Never Catch A Frisbee,
And He Wouldn't Sit Or Speak,
Though We Practiced Every Afternoon
And Evening For A Week...
He Refused To Shake Or Wave Or Crawl
Or Beg Or Take A Bow,
And I Tried, But Couldn't Make Him Bark
Or Get Him To Meow...
He Was Terrible At Playing Dead.
He Couldn't Jump A Rope,
When He Wouldn't Do A Single Trick
I Simply Gave Up Hope...
Though I Liked My Pet BANANA
I Returned Him With Regret,
Boy, I Sure Do Hope This Watermelon
Makes A Better Pet...
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" Name A Term Used In Football " ?
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My 6mo twin DD's are EBF and just started rice cereal on the first. Everything has been going fine except this morning one of them had a diaper rash (lots of redness around her anus). I read this as one of the signs of an allergy. BUT I did just buy a different brand diaper yesterday (which they have used randomly before w/no issues). Do you think its the cereal or the diaper? Im ready to start...
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