BTW I know this is not an orginal idea but it this way I wont be obessing over the power of suggestion so expertly express earlier enpowering everyone exponentally

Seen it

Done it

Been there

Got the T-shirt (why is it wet?)

You might be an alcoholic if you think it's a good idea to pee in the front yard. Hey, if you're not looking at anyone, then they can't see you, right?

If you have ever bashed someone needing help on a website forum because your life is so insignificant and you are on speed, you might be an alcoholic

you might be an alcoholic if you wake up in the morning and want to chew your arm off because the guy next to you is so ugly and you dont even know him....lol...

hey ashely that was not very nice. I told you I had morning face

JoeTex;

If you are Insinuating that I might be on speed let me clue you in on something;

I had to pass three blood & urine tests to get my job, Have to undergo random urine tests and am scrutinized by D.O.T. officers nearly every day.

CDL professionals like me can not afford to be any one of about a thousand medications that you yourself could use.

Now what was that about "bashing" someone?

Bo!! You might be an alcoholic

Bo - take a chill pill and settle down. I think we're all adults here, and can take a joke.

lol...Joe

you think it's a good idea to perform carpentry work with a chainsaw.

This really happend!

If you start drinkin on Fri. in Chicago and blink and it's Sunday and your looking at a road sign that say's Omaha 27 miles

Awesom guys!!! LOL

Answer YES or NO to the following questions:

1. Have you ever poured your beer in your orange juice and your vodka on your cereal?

2. Have you ever thought about robbing a liquor store - for the liquor?

3. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you had to crawl up the stairs - feet first?

4. Have you ever watched TV with the sound turned all the way down and the power turned all the way off?

LMAO BO!!!!! That is freaking awesome!!!