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A blonde moves out west to stay with her brunette sister. The sister has a huge cattle ranch and has been looking for a champion bull to improve the bloodlines.
Early one morning, the brunette gets the call she has been waiting for. The owner of Prince Filet Mignon of Wyoming has decided to sell his prized champion bull - first come, first served.
The brunette rushes to her blonde sister and says "I'm gonna fly out to Wyoming to take a look at the bull. If I decide to buy him, you will have to drive the pickup and trailer and come for the bull." The blonde agrees and the brunette rushes off the catch her flight.
Well, the brunette sees the bull and he is everything she is looking for. Although the bull is pricier than she expected, she buys it and goes into town to send a message to her sister.
When she finds the Western Union office and tells the clerk she wants to send the following message - "Sis, Please bring the pick up and trailer and come for the bull."
The clerk says "I'm sorry , mamam, but you only have enough money to send a one word telegram." The brunette frowns and thinks for a moment. She then smiles and says "Comfortable"' The clerk looks puzzled and questions "Comfortable?".
The brunette smiles and says "Yes, my sister is a blonde and she will have to sound it out."
Early one morning, the brunette gets the call she has been waiting for. The owner of Prince Filet Mignon of Wyoming has decided to sell his prized champion bull - first come, first served.
The brunette rushes to her blonde sister and says "I'm gonna fly out to Wyoming to take a look at the bull. If I decide to buy him, you will have to drive the pickup and trailer and come for the bull." The blonde agrees and the brunette rushes off the catch her flight.
Well, the brunette sees the bull and he is everything she is looking for. Although the bull is pricier than she expected, she buys it and goes into town to send a message to her sister.
When she finds the Western Union office and tells the clerk she wants to send the following message - "Sis, Please bring the pick up and trailer and come for the bull."
The clerk says "I'm sorry , mamam, but you only have enough money to send a one word telegram." The brunette frowns and thinks for a moment. She then smiles and says "Comfortable"' The clerk looks puzzled and questions "Comfortable?".
The brunette smiles and says "Yes, my sister is a blonde and she will have to sound it out."
There's a blonde & a brunette walking on the beach. The brunette says "oh no, there's a dead seagull".
The blonde looks up at the sky and says "where?".
Poor blondes get such a bad rap.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blond answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."
It's blondE, you gray dip!
Again, poor blondies gettin such a bad rap.
But that was pretty f'n funny.
I'm finally hearing new jokes on this board!
Okay...you know I like to make mine up.
A brunette says to her boyfriend:
I think you're cute
The boyfriend says:
Real cute
Q.What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
I'm a tellin....uh...somebody!
Yes it is blonde. Are you part of the grammar police on this site?
I'd rather go with the message than the messenger.
Any grammatical errors in my message on which you wish to comment?
Get it right.
Got a bug up your bug today?