Well, Mr. Disracer06
A few of us have lost some beloved dogs and cats and so, therefore, it may not have to do with alcoholism but it does have to do with knowing them and their pain and perhaps giving them ( us ) a little reprieve.
So not everything around here is about getting drunk. Get it?

Yea,we don't need competative personalitys around here.A few laughs don't hurt.

MY lil site? WTF are you talking about?
But you would be correct: It was an attempt of humor.
I think it's rather funny.

One of my neibors dogs hates the man across the street.The man that owns the dog told me it was because the man across the street was methodist.

Monty...shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We were not supposed to notice the religions.

Oh no.I hope they don't kick me off the site.This could be like Roe vs Wade.

That was the famous football game that only lasted one quarter.

It most likely ended after the first quarter.
And that is not funny.

I am a very serious person.

My cat came home drunk tonight.What do I do.How many steps are there in feline rehab?

Do you know that I had a cat that was addicted to my cigarette smoke? True shit. Bugged the hell out of me. I didn't smoke much but when I lit up she was right on it. Finally I just blew it in her face hoping she'd leave me alone. Nope. She wanted more.
I was only 16 and didn't smoke much. I did love the cat-Angel. Gosh she was a horny bitch but had the cutest kittens on this earth.

Thats just what I need.A horny bitch.

Ground her until she gets hit by a car?

She would probably be drunk too.

I swear Monty will never get competitive right.
Lets pray on it.