I like the "embarass yourself and your date event". You know, spilling food all over yourself, spilling your guts about things that should be left private, and finishing it all off with a suave, slurring comment like "niiiice hooters".

I like the "Ride your bicycle (drunk) to the Bar" event. I actually did this. Figured riding a bike was safer than driving. Do you know how freakin hard it is to ride a bike when you are wasted? I flew off the bike and did a face plant in front of a local store. Nice brushburn on my face. The execution of that fall must have been stunning - a 10! And yes, I went to the bar after I got up.

We used to play the game where you watch an event on tv and when (whoever we choose) says a certain word, we have to take a shot... (like football - We'd play the Madden game)... I thought of that game when the election was going on. We would have been all over it. Back in the day, it could get pretty gross..especially the guys. One time one of my friends took a whole cheese ball and crammed the whole thing in his mouth he started chewing on it & laughing then started puking- caused a chain reaction. I started puking... GAWD that was disgusting! Needless to say, no one could drive home and the whole house was a friggin mess. Then your girlfriend calls you crying cuz she hit on some guy she didn't know and made a fool of herself.. Geeez, that's enough from me. I won't go into the REALLY embarrassing stuff. I'm so happy to be sober!

I like the field sobriety test, even if the victory dance is a bit much:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-489885651925767878

Ha Hahahahaa!!!! CTUT!

Oh, ctut, that's a good one. It reminded me of something special. I came home from drinking beer all afternoon, and decided that going rollerblading on the sidewalk would sober me up. When sober, I'm actually pretty good on those things, but drunk?? I made it safely a few blocks from my house and then when down about 15 times. My legs were road-rash up one side and down the other.
I skulked back inside, hoping none of the nieghbors would notice.

My event was bar fights... The littlest guy in the place would always want to pick a fight with the biggest (usually me). Never did catch the little f..ker and he kicked my ass every time.

What happened to the porceline bus races?

That's NASCAR brian... duh

Gee, now you tell me. I have my "sponsor's" logo painted all over the crapper.

Wet t-shirt contest! The winner of the contest would be showered with degrading comments and unwanted sexual advances.

The Slime!

I took first in the "Get $ht faced in front of boyfriend's whole family then try to come back downstairs NAKED" I also scored high that night in "Point to your future mother in law and not-so-secretively ask people WHO THAT MAN IS" (repeatedly)

I took first in the "Get $ht faced in front of boyfriend's whole family then try to come back downstairs NAKED" I also scored high that night in "Point to your future mother in law and NOT-SO-secretively ask people WHO THAT MAN IS REPEATEDLY"

I always excelled at "Whose bed is this and who is he?"

OMG!!! Keep'em coming :)
Get up in the middle of the night in a drunken stupor and cook event was awesome. The chinese had an early led but the jar of penut butter and jelly won. The next day would find the jelly in the cabinet and the peanut butter in the fridge with great big heaps all over the counter, floor, me!!!