A little smile or a hearty laugh Community Group
This group is dedicated to widow and widowers so that maybe it will bring a smile, or a laugh to your day.
kdbcomputer
This made me smile today. Heaven knows very few things can do that lately.
Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is this statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally tested
and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer
quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A
PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!
Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is this statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally tested
and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer
quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A
PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!
deleted_user
Oh my gosh! How funny and well, disgusting! LOL! You're right, my job doesn't seem so bad right now. : )
Comfortablynumb
That is hilarious ! Thanks
deleted_user
Great for a good laugh........
jewells1
Giggle, giggle thanks!
Blueeyezd1964
HAHA that made me laugh , thank you .
zandan
Thank you thank you!,,, 4 weeks into widowhood and needed a good laugh!
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