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Turtle Humor

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Fun Fact: Thousands of years before humans did anything like it, the turtle had a streamlined body, hard top, retractable landing gear, and a mobile home.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station.

Road Crossing Humor
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A turtle was working at a Shell Station when three snails robbed the place. When the police asked the turtle for a description of the robbers, all he could say was, "Officer, I'm sorry I can't give you a good description. It all happened so fast."

Law Enforcement Humor
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What was the turtle doing on the highway?
About two miles per hour.

Travel Humor
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Turtleskin shoes look great, but wherever you go, you're always two hours late.

Clothing And Accessories Humor
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A Westerner went to the mysterious East to find out the meaning of life and Earth's true place in the Universe. The man climbed up a high mountain, where an Eastern sage sat in a cave, meditating. After a respectful wait, the Westerner asked, "Oh, Sage, can you tell me, what is the Earth's true place in the Universe?" The sage replied, "The Earth stands on the back of the Great Earth Turtle." "Aha!" said the Westerner. "And what does the Great Earth Turtle stand on?" "The Great Earth Turtle stands on the back of the Great Universal Turtle." "Hmm!" mused the Westerner. "And, oh, Sage, what does the Great Universal Turtle stand on?" The Sage replied, "These are very perceptive questions, mister, but they'll do you no good. It's turtles all the way down."
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The Little Turtle

There was a little turtle.
He lived in a box.
He swam in a puddle.
He climbed on the rocks.

He snapped at a mosquito.
He snapped at a flea.
He snapped at a minnow.
And he snapped at me.

He caught the mosquito.
He caught the flea.
He caught the minnow.
But he didn't catch me.

-Vachel Lindsay

Poetry Humor
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Now it's your turn - do you know any turtle jokes?