What grows on trees and is scared of wolves?
The three little figs.

Coyote And Wolf Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12642524

If you are planting a tree and somebody comes along and says to you, “The world is ending, the world is ending!” first finish planting the tree and then go look into the matter of the world coming to an end.

End Of The World Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12605929

“Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees.”

-Karle Wilson Baker: “Good Company” (poem)

More 'Height And Stature Humor' is in the planning.

Everytime I Climb A Tree

Everytime I climb a tree
Everytime I climb a tree
Everytime I climb a tree
I scrape a leg
Or skin a knee
And everytime I climb a tree
I find some ants
Or dodge a bee
And get the ants
All over me.

And everytime I clime a tree
Where have you been?
They say to me
But don’t they know that I am free?

I like it best
To spot a nest
That has an egg
Or maybe three.

And then I skin
The other leg
But everytime I climb a tree
I see a lot of things to see
Swallows, rooftops, and TV

And all the fields and farms there be
Everytime I climb a tree
Though climbing may be good for ants
It isn’t awfully good for pants
But still it’s pretty good for me
Everytime I climb a tree.

-David McCord

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072

Question: Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
Answer: They are always dropping their needles.

Christmas Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5576139

Please add your tree jokes, poems, riddles, etc. Thanks, my tree-mendous friend! ; - )