A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
"I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for one hundred dollars," said the travel agent. "Why so cheap?" asked the customer. "The days are September 14, 15, and 16. The nights are September 22 and 23."
There was a young person named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
An English traveler, asked by Australian immigration if he had a criminal record, expressed some surprise that such a qualification was still required.
When the fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?" the man asked. "No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."
Please feel free to add your travel humor here! :-)
There was a young person named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
An English traveler, asked by Australian immigration if he had a criminal record, expressed some surprise that such a qualification was still required.
When the fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?" the man asked. "No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."
Please feel free to add your travel humor here! :-)
Second Stranger: No, I have never been to New York.
First Stranger: Neither have I - it must have been two other people.
Hiker Theo: Wow, that's pretty big!
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis a wonderful country, let's go there.
Knock-Knock Jokes
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As he ran for the 8:13,
Consists of infinite capacity
For catching trains.
-Christopher Morley
Poetry Humor
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When a passenger of foot arrive in sight tootle the horn. Trumpet at him melodiously first but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Music Humor
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-Noelie Altito