Why did the teddy bear not eat it's dinner?
Because he was already stuffed!

What do you call a doll which swims in the water?
A doll-phin!

Marine Life Humor
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Why didn't the lobster share his toys?
He was too shellfish.

Fun Fact: The original Mr. Potato Head kit did not come with a potato "body", so parents had to provide their own potato into which children could stick the various plastic pieces (ears, nose, etc.). Aren’t vegetables great?

Overheard: I'm a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie doll world.

The Slinky Theme Song

Everyone knows it's Slinky,
What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs
and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing,
Everyone knows it's Slinky.

It's Slinky, it's Slnky,
For fun, it's a wonderful toy,
It's Slinky, it's Slinky,
It's fun for a girl and a boy
It's fun for a girl and a boy.

-Author Unknown

Lyrics
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"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys."
-Author Unknown

(I think that applies to women now, too.)

We welcome your toy humor - please add it to this discussion topic! ;-)

those are cute