What is Dad's favorite treat at the movies?
Pop-corn!

More 'Fathers And Father's Day Humor' is being planned...

Usher: May I sew you to your sheet?

'Spoonerisms' are on the way.

"I wouldn't say when you've seen one Western you've seen the lot; but when you've seen the lot you get the feeling you've seen one."
-Katherine Whitehorn: "Sunday Best" (1976), 'Decoding the West'

"Broadway is a place where people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't need to impress people they don't like."
-Walter Winchell

Money Humor
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Lars: There I was, Sasquatch on my left, Frankenstein's monster was on my right, and the Swamp Thing was fast approaching. I screamed as loud as I could.
Cindy: Then what happened?
Lars: The usher told me that if it happened again, I would have to exit the movie theater.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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Lars: There I was, Sasquatch on my left, Frankenstein's monster was on my right, and the Swamp Thing was fast approaching. I screamed as loud as I could.
Cindy: Then what happened?
Lars: The usher told me that if it happened again, I would have to exit the movie theater.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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"No, no, no!" the director screamed. "Cut!" He stormed onto the set and confronted the leading man. "That's no way to fall down a staircase!" he fumed. "What's the matter? Are you afraid of messing up your hair or getting a scratch on that pretty face of yours?" The actor knew enough about this man's temper to keep his own mouth shut. Let the director rant for a minute or two, then they could all get back to shooting the scene. "We can't shoot this scene if you're going to be a coward about it!" the director said. "Look, I'll show you how easy it is." He climbed to the top of the stairs and assumed the position the actor was supposed to take. Then his body tipped toward the steps, and he tumbled to the bottom. He looked at the actor from the floor and said, "Now do you think you can do it right?" "I guess so," the actor said. "Good," the director said. "Everybody back into position for the shot. Oh, and by the way, somebody call an ambulance. My leg is broken."

Doctor Humor
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Doctor Humor
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Doctor Humor
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"Somebody Up There Likes Me"
-Ernest Lehman (title of 1956 film)

Happy Thoughts
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"Remember, there are no small parts, only small actors."
-Konstantin Stanislavski

Fun Fact: Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Food Humor
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“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.”

-Audrey Hepburn

Happy Thoughts
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“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.”

-Audrey Hepburn

Happy Thoughts
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He: Can you see alright?
She: Yes.
He: You're not sitting in a draft?
She: No.
He: Comfortable?
She: Yes, fine.
He: Want to trade seats?

Dating Humor
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