A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
How many pilgrims does it take to change a light bulb?
What's a light bulb?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims. (Mayflower, name of sailing ship)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys always go gobble, gobble?
Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did the cranberry sauce blush?
Because it saw the turkey dressing.
Do you know any Thanksgiving Day related humor? Please take a moment to share it with your friends in the Laughter Club. They'll be very appreciative! :-)
What's a light bulb?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims. (Mayflower, name of sailing ship)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
Why do turkeys always go gobble, gobble?
Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did the cranberry sauce blush?
Because it saw the turkey dressing.
Do you know any Thanksgiving Day related humor? Please take a moment to share it with your friends in the Laughter Club. They'll be very appreciative! :-)
To keep his wig warm.
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They accused him of fowl play.
"Wobble, wobble!"
Nothing -they are already stuffed!
A drumstick for everybody!
Count your blessings instead of your crosses;
Count your gains instead of your losses.
Count your joys instead of your woes;
Count your friends instead of your foes.
Count your smiles instead of your tears;
Count your courage instead of your fears.
Count your full years instead of your lean;
Count your kind deeds instead of your mean.
Count your health instead of your wealth;
Count on God instead of yourself.
-Author Unknown
Thanksgiving Dinner on the Run: A woman called the hotline to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the talk-line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, "I don't know; it's still running around outside."
Groovy!
Because she forgot to pluck the feathers!
For more monster jokes, read the discussion topic, "Monsters and Other Fictional Folks."