The human race is faced with a cruel choice: get a job or watch daytime television.

Work Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3001191

"If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead."
-Erma Bombeck

Athletics And Sports Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893

"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."
-Groucho Marx

"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."
-Groucho Marx

Book Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893

The Brady Bunch

Boys:
Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Girls:
It's the story of a man named Brady
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
There were four men living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

All:
Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch, the Brady Bunch.
That's the way we became the Brady Bunch.

-Words and Music by Sherwood Schwartz and Frank Devol

Lyrics
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7515360

Music Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5179046

Does anyone know the words to the theme song from the television show "Gilligan's Island" or other shows? If you do, please let us know. Thanks! : - )

"Television has proven that people will look at anything rather than each other."
-Ann Landers

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267

"TV - chewing gum for the eyes."
-Frank Lloyd Wright

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

"The radio listener saw nothing; he had to use his imagination...With the high cost of living and the many problems facing him in the modern world, all the poor man had left was his imagination. Television has taken that away from him."
-Fred Allen

'Radio Humor' is presently in research and development...

So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.

-Roald Dahl: "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (1964)

Chocolate Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795500

'Housekeeping Humor' is coming...eventually...stay tuned!

The Society for the Eradication of Television (SET) is no longer functioning, and Couch Potatoes likewise is defunct, so some of us must organize to kill the beastly television hobgoblin monster before it turns us all into gelatinous masses with non-functional legs and bloodshot eyes. Who will go forth to slay the dragon? Will it be you? How about you? You, over there, can you do it? Hey, can somebody get some fresh batteries for the remote?

We control your horizontal...we control your vertical...we are...television executives? So you're who's responsible! Somebody get them!

Hey, who stole my TV Guide?!

There was a young lady from Trent
Whose TV antenna got bent.
The neighbors went crazy;
Their screens all got hazy,
For insteading of receiving, she sent!

-John Etheridge

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/message/7399072

There was a young lady from Trent
Whose TV antenna got bent -
The neighbors went crazy;
Their screens all got hazy,
For instead of receiving, she sent!

-John Etheridge

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072